Awhile ago, I logged onto our private Twitter accounts and laughed my ass off. I couldn’t help but to feel some nostalgia for all those raunchy, cheesy, and/or nauseatingly cute tweets with you.

In other news, January 14th, 2012: Purchased more additions to my closet and bought snacks (pita chips, triscuits, chocolate, etc.)

Hooray for having the appetite of a 317 lb, 43-year-old man!